Gosh, Blimey Ad Nauseam – Boris At City Hall
With a slight trip and a verbal slip, Mayor Johnson began his term. After milking the laughter and offering profuse gratitude, he claimed that little needed to be added to the ‘wonderful debate’ (a...
View ArticleBoris addresses the Pride pre-party
Cringe your way through this (from Homovision.tv) if you want. He clearly hasn’t a clue what he’s on about whenever he strays off his few pre-prepared one-liners. Are we still waiting for an apology on...
View ArticleOn Yer Bike (Sorry, I’m So Sorry)
Boris has given another of his sporadic rallying cries, this time in the form of a hearty promotion of bicycling: “I’m challenging all Londoners who have bicycles languishing in the shed or garage to...
View ArticleHumanitarian Intervention, Johnson Style
Following a protest by 500 Tottenham residents, Boris has spoken out against the Seven Sisters redevelopment plans: “I am appealing to Haringey Council to stop the proposed demolition of the celebrated...
View ArticleMore On The London Living Wage
Boris has continued his calls for the citywide acceptance of the £7.45 London Living Wage. In a statement, he claimed that the adoption of the Wage would be a cogent business decision as one that helps...
View ArticleBoris’s Plan For London Just Got More Detailed…
As part of their conference reshuffle the Conservatives have granted Boris an additional five minutes. This is a wise decision, as, according to Conservative Home, he’s the most popular Tory with the...
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